Electrical Contractor Gifts

'I told you I had a shocking past.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

A Symphony of Penguins

A young Don King

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Light Bulb Moment

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Felix Mendelssohn

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

No Elgar!

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Tool Box

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

The Family Joules: Part 16

Orchestra.

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

God's Subcontractors

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Taking a peek at the audience

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

The Not-So Smart Meter

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Allegro con molto espresso

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'