Electrician Gifts

'You mean nobody knows where they put the fuse box?'

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

"I've checked, rechecked and triple checked this circuit and it should work!! You electrons aren't cooperating!"

'I told you not to touch the hot line!'

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'For the first time in ages, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer faced some stiff competition from Ernie the energy saving reindeer'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'There's someone here I'd like you to meet. He's very well-connected.'

'What happens if there's no wind?'

'Darn safety regulations!'

Translating Contractor to English

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Unable to repair the On/Off switch, the electrician simply relabeled it.

A wind turbine generating the electricity for a Christmas tree's lights.

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

'Bloody immigrants! You come over here and fix our leaking sink...'

Rural electrification finally reaches Tarzan's neighborhood with unfortunate consequences.

'I'm here to read the meter.'

Before and After Thomas Edison

'I don't think we should plug it in.'

'It's not an electrical problem. Something's wrong with your corporate DNA!'

'I'll calk that hole as soon as the siege is over.'

Installing an energy efficient light bulb in the Statue of Liberty torch.

Wrong end of extension cord.

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"I believe you wanted a light bulb changed."

Immigration Integration Evening - 'We're hoping to meet some east European builders.'

"Have you been trying to fix this yourself?"

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

Batteries talking - "Okay what's the charge? Assault and battery? I've got contacts you know."

Oh dear. The part that needs replacing has been discontinued because the huge demand for it kept the factory from making other parts.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?"

"Sorry, we're not that kind of circuit court."