Electrical Work Gifts

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

Unable to repair the On/Off switch, the electrician simply relabeled it.

'Thank goodness! I thought we were gonna have to replace all of our new lightbulbs throughout the house! You're a genius, Tom!'

"Ignore him. He's just on one of his power trips."

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'I started to do all my electrical work myself after I hired an electrician who was colorblind.'

'We can't hold a meeting tonight. Someone forgot to pay the light bill.'

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'Fancy a re-wire sir?'

DIY store with a first aid department

'Male and Female He created them.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"You must have me confused with someone else. The only thing I'm searching for is the darned fuse panel!"

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

A young Don King

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Burning the midnight oil.

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Light Bulb Moment

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Work Parfait

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Multi-tasking.

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."