Electrical Engineering Gifts

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Young Frankenstein"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

A young Don King

"What's a patent?"

"We've made great progress!"

Albert Einstein

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Hmph. College kids.'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Thinking Gears

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

' A good idea '

"Google car."

The first car accident.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'