Electronic Engineer Gifts

'The AC in the house croaked.'

'We were expecting a load of plumbers and electrictions, - but they're late.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Young Frankenstein"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

The Computer Bore

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"What's a patent?"

Albert Einstein

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'I told you it would be useful.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'