Electrical Engineer Gifts

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

Unable to repair the On/Off switch, the electrician simply relabeled it.

'It's not an electrical problem. Something's wrong with your corporate DNA!'

'Well, if it is a short circuit, I guess the easiest thing to do is lengthen it.'

"Don't touch him! He's a conductor."

"I'll let it go this time, but from now on, you'd better make sure you're charged before you come to work."

Big outlet, small extension cord.

'I couldn't fix your electric door bell, so I just replaced it.'

'We could have an overload somewhere.'

'When I grow up I', going to be an electrical engineer and when I'm laid off, I'm going to go into real estate and when that goes down the tube, I'm going to go into . . . '

'And what do you do for a living Richard?' 'I'm a Lightning Conductor.'

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

'I told you I had a shocking past.'

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

"How many lightbulbs does it take to change an electrician?"

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

Connection

Smart meter. Smarter meter

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Wrong end of extension cord brought to electrical outlet.

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

'We can't hold a meeting tonight. Someone forgot to pay the light bill.'

RIP Telephone Landline

"I couldn't find the problem so I've relabelled it instead."

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

'That's perfect Barry, hold it right there!'

"Yes, it's dangerous but, if there is a power there, think what it will mean for HD TVs, cell phones, ipods ... "

"Why can't we have an electric blanket that runs off the mains?"

"It appears Tom got his degree."

'Something tells me the development of this new electric cooker isn't ready yet.'

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

Nikola Tesla

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

"Outsource, outsource,outsource..."

"It's the first power suit to come with a mains adapter!"