Power Engineer Gifts

"I don't feel well. I think I am hypertense."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"What's a patent?"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"We've made great progress!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

' A good idea '

The first car accident.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Claus 2.0

Pipe Dream.

Light Bulb Moment

Math Dreams