Battery Engineer Gifts

"I tested positive and negative."

AA Meeting Here Today

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

Nuclear waste.

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Hmmm... Just what I figured: a universal remote!"

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Critical Ethanol report

Lithium Fair

Nuclear energy.

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

Industrial Beautification van

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

Radioactive pollution.

'It's called the iBarrow. It's a wheelbarrow to carry all your chargers around.'

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

"Give it a whirl!"

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

'Santa forgot the bloody batteries!'

Nuclear energy?