Battery Engineer Gifts

"I tested positive and negative."

That one has all the batteries!

AA Meeting Here Today

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

Nuclear waste.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

Critical Ethanol report

Lithium Fair

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

Is this what they call inherent safety?

"Hmmm... Just what I figured: a universal remote!"

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Nuclear energy.

Industrial Beautification van

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

Eco-Terrorism

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

Radioactive pollution.

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

"Give it a whirl!"

'Santa forgot the bloody batteries!'

Little known fact: I spent a semester at Reed College in Portland. "Little known facts" are supposed to be momentous. Well, the little known fact is, while I was there, I asked a lady out

Nuclear Families

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

You've lost an electron? Are you sure you're all right? I'm positive.

Nuclear energy?