Battery Geeks Gifts

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Elfie Stick

That one has all the batteries!

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

AA Meeting Here Today

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

The Modern Novel.

Two Generations of Readers

Connected to Technology.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"We don't talk anymore."

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'