Battery Geeks Prints

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Elfie Stick

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

AA Meeting Here Today

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"We don't talk anymore."

Two Generations of Readers

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Connected to Technology.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Technological Dependence.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

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