Battery Skeptic Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful and humorous gift for the battery skeptic? Our collection celebrates their love for independence and aversion to electronic power with clever designs. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, or print, find something that resonates with their quirky worldview and adds a dash of humor to their day.

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'The cost of batteries is so high these days, I've started having sex with my husband.'

'The cost of batteries is so high these days, I've started having sex with my husband.' mockup

'The cost of batteries is so high these days, I've started having sex with my husband.'

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"I'm glad my phone battery died. My autobiography needed some drama."

"I'm glad my phone battery died. My autobiography needed some drama." mockup

"I'm glad my phone battery died. My autobiography needed some drama."

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"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS." mockup

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

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"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records." mockup

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

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"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

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AA Meeting Here Today

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I.T. Fear

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March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!" mockup

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

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"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!" mockup

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

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'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.' mockup

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

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"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity." mockup

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

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"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems." mockup

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

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Computer Class.

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The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

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The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

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GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system. mockup

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

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"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya." mockup

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

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Privacy

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"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away." mockup

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

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How Grandma Sees the Remote

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"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together." mockup

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

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"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face." mockup

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

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Big Brother.

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"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it."

"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it." mockup

"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it."

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"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork." mockup

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

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"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you." mockup

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

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Diner is served

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"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question." mockup

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

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No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong! mockup

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

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Lithium Fair

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"Tarzan no want computer."

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"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

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'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!' mockup

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

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'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!' mockup

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

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Battery Skeptic Gifts Collection

Battery Skeptic Mugs

Discover more witty and creative mugs perfect for the battery skeptic—bring humor and personality to their daily routine.

Battery Skeptic Pillows

Find playful pillows that express their battery skepticism—perfect for casual comfort with a humorous twist.

Battery Skeptic Prints

Explore our artistic prints for the battery skeptic—add personality and humor to their home or office decor.

Battery Skeptic T-Shirts

Browse our collection of humorous t-shirts designed for the battery skeptic—style and wit in every piece.