Battery Life Believer Gifts

"Help! Help! My phone is dying!"

That one has all the batteries!

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

AA Meeting Here Today

Lithium Fair

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'Dad, all I got are batteries for my birthday!'

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

"I guess we'll all just have to vote a little bit harder next time."

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

Tell Santa What You Want. ... And tell your goof-off elves that last year they forgot the batteries!

Dead Batteries

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

Support Our Apologists.

"Lucky beast....No factory farming, no suffering at the slaughterhouse...perfect."

'Yeah, we don't need marionette strings anymore. Everything is done with bluetooth!'

"You're far too negative."

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

"I'm glad my phone battery died. My autobiography needed some drama."

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

"Take me to David Bowie."

'Oh-oh -- they're having a big war over which one of us to worship!'

'He died accidentally when the flash light he was in was left on all night.'

"Still at 19%, how about you?"

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."

"We're running low on Lithium Power, Captain! I've flipped them around and now I'm rubbing them but they've not got much juice left!"

The AdRams Family no.19 - Batteries for presents

Battery Juice Bar

'. . . of course, batteries are not included.'