Battery Life Believer Gifts

Looking for a gift for your battery life believer? Discover a range of fun and witty products that highlight their love for staying powered up. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows to prints, find humorous ways to celebrate their energetic spirit with our creative collection.

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"Help! Help! My phone is dying!"

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Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies. mockup

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

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AA Meeting Here Today

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Lithium Fair

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'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.' mockup

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

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'Dad, all I got are batteries for my birthday!'

'Dad, all I got are batteries for my birthday!' mockup

'Dad, all I got are batteries for my birthday!'

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'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.' mockup

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

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Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

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Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio. mockup

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

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"I guess we'll all just have to vote a little bit harder next time."

"I guess we'll all just have to vote a little bit harder next time." mockup

"I guess we'll all just have to vote a little bit harder next time."

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Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products. mockup

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

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"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead." mockup

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

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"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't." mockup

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

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Dead Batteries

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"Lucky beast....No factory farming, no suffering at the slaughterhouse...perfect."

"Lucky beast....No factory farming, no suffering at the slaughterhouse...perfect." mockup

"Lucky beast....No factory farming, no suffering at the slaughterhouse...perfect."

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The Little Burner Phone that Could. mockup

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

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Support Our Apologists.

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"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another." mockup

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

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'Yeah, we don't need marionette strings anymore. Everything is done with bluetooth!'

'Yeah, we don't need marionette strings anymore. Everything is done with bluetooth!' mockup

'Yeah, we don't need marionette strings anymore. Everything is done with bluetooth!'

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'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.' mockup

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

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"You're far too negative."

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"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."

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