Bluetooth Believer Gifts

'Yeah, we don't need marionette strings anymore. Everything is done with bluetooth!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Team Leader

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

Football Delivery

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

"It's for global cooling."

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

"I guess we'll all just have to vote a little bit harder next time."

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

Support Our Apologists.

Reference and Economic Reference.

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

Virtual Money?

Apparently bitcoin is money that you have but never see! Big deal! I don't see it now!

"Where are all your Santa Claus books – fiction or nonfiction?"

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

"Nobody understands me!"

'Will Tuesday afternoon be satisfactory?'