Blockbuster Believer Gifts

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Movies vs. Films

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Christopher Nolan caricature

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Best Special Effects Award

"That script of yours - I've never read such a load of cliched second-rate crap...It'll make us rich..."

"He's the exception: a fly on the wall who made it big in blockbuster movies."

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

There's nothing awesome to see at the movies these days. What're you talking about? Avengers 2 just came out. I know. It's been out for like an entire weekend. It's old news. The next blockbuster is "Mad Max," and that's not out until the 15th! Hollywood is totally neglecting the entire May 4th-to-May-15th window! That kind of gaping hole is unconscionable. You can always watch "In the Name of My Daughter."

'I don't need a rewards program for my customers, as much as I do a blind faith program for them.'

George Lucas

Ray Charles

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

I visited the Commons...I've already seen Where the Wild Things Are!

"It's a niche movie. Then there's a car chase, and – bam – mass market."

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

"The best decisions are made when complexity and simplicity meet."

"I wrote my essay specifically so that Hollywood could easily make a blockbuster out of it!"

"It's no use R2, we'll never escape another sequel!"

? ? Please help fund my boy band.

"Keep your chin up."