Blockbuster Fanatic Gifts

I visited the Commons...I've already seen Where the Wild Things Are!

Movies vs. Films

"He's the exception: a fly on the wall who made it big in blockbuster movies."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

What's an Imax cave?

Reese Witherspoon

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Werewolves of London..."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Giant slug attacks a city

Punk Reindeer

Big screen TV falling through floor

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"Check out this new store."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Star Wars Audience

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!