Boyband Believer Gifts

Pinocchio auditions for a boyband.

Ghost School.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

Robbie Williams

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Ray Charles

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

"Which is it today doctor, - Back, Beatles, or Backstreet Boys?"

Boy Bandy

Reference and Economic Reference.

? ? Please help fund my boy band.

"Keep your chin up."

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

"...You'll never believe who shared a prison cell with my dad!"

CD shop full of manufactured pop,

"Take me to David Bowie."

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."

'Are you sure? OK. It's your wish Aladdin. You shall be in a boy band.'

'Ronan Keating just called - but it was a wrong number!'

"Mum, Dad, I'm gay" "Thank god" "We thougth you were in boyzone

"Question four: You win backstage tickets to meet the latest boy band. How cool is that?"

Variety Magazine - Boy Band in Town. New Boy band. Old Boy Band back.

Meeting your Idol (Girl crying after meeting Lee Ryan from Blue).

Robbie Williams

"It's pulling to the left."

'I see they're still trying to clone a bull market.'

"The kids just aren't scared of you anymore, Cucuy."

'Have a cigar, rolled on the thighs of a boyband member...'

"Jesus, how many times have I told you that's not a toy?"