Boy Band Believer Gifts

? ? Please help fund my boy band.

Ghost School.

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

Robbie Williams

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

Ray Charles

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

'Well, let's work with the assumption that Harry Styles doesn't want to marry you...'

Boy Bandy

"Which is it today doctor, - Back, Beatles, or Backstreet Boys?"

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

'We're taking him in for his own protection - he sent a Tweet criticising One Direction.'

Pinocchio auditions for a boyband.

CD shop full of manufactured pop,

"I dunno...all these boy bands look alike to me!"

"...You'll never believe who shared a prison cell with my dad!"

"Mum, Dad, I'm gay" "Thank god" "We thougth you were in boyzone

'Are you sure? OK. It's your wish Aladdin. You shall be in a boy band.'

'Ronan Keating just called - but it was a wrong number!'

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."

"Question four: You win backstage tickets to meet the latest boy band. How cool is that?"

Dad's CD: THE CLASH. Daugher's CD: WESTLIFE. She says: 'That's not music, it's just noise. Why don't you play something with a tune?'

Variety Magazine - Boy Band in Town. New Boy band. Old Boy Band back.

Meeting your Idol (Girl crying after meeting Lee Ryan from Blue).

Robbie Williams

'I don't know what all the fuss is about, we've been cloning boy bands for years.'

"Dad, as the Balladeering Bermudezes, we should be able to express our own identity! All of us wearing the same costume just doesn't work!"

"It's pulling to the left."

"The kids just aren't scared of you anymore, Cucuy."

"Jesus, how many times have I told you that's not a toy?"