Boy Band Followers Gifts

CD shop full of manufactured pop,

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Robbie Williams

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'I'm with the band.'

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

Onstage with the transgenic singers...

Falling Rock

Pink Floyd.

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

Robert Smith - The Cure.

'Well, let's work with the assumption that Harry Styles doesn't want to marry you...'

Boy Bandy

"Which is it today doctor, - Back, Beatles, or Backstreet Boys?"

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

? ? Please help fund my boy band.

'Bloody good idea!'

Bono

"Blowing, sneezing, coughing... I see the band's back together!"

"You guys know any more drummers? Another one just combusted."

Pinocchio auditions for a boyband.

'We're taking him in for his own protection - he sent a Tweet criticising One Direction.'

Indie Kid.

"...You'll never believe who shared a prison cell with my dad!"

"I dunno...all these boy bands look alike to me!"

'Ronan Keating just called - but it was a wrong number!'

'Are you sure? OK. It's your wish Aladdin. You shall be in a boy band.'

'Check out the new guy. He's totally got those, don't-hate-me-just-because-I-might-be-a-vampire eyebrows.'

"Mum, Dad, I'm gay" "Thank god" "We thougth you were in boyzone

"Oh, fabulous. I see that my cult is here again tonight."