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'Ronan Keating just called-but it was a wrong number!'

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It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Robbie Williams

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Please consider donating your cancelled ticket so that we may sing again for you very soon.

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

Proud Mum.

'I'm so lonesome...'

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."

Peter Green, 1946-2020

Damon Albarn

"Which is it today doctor, - Back, Beatles, or Backstreet Boys?"

Go Team!

Boy Bandy

'Well, let's work with the assumption that Harry Styles doesn't want to marry you...'

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

'Bloody good idea!'

'He wants to be the best pianist in the world.'

? ? Please help fund my boy band.

"If we walk him, it will just add to our reputation for passivity and downright indolence."

"I hear you quietly rooting for the Patriots back there."

'How about a cream pie? A cream pie might work.'

'Maybe dad shouldn't have been carving the pumpkin while his team was losing on TV.'

Pinocchio auditions for a boyband.