Boy Band Fan Gifts

Dad's CD: THE CLASH. Daugher's CD: WESTLIFE. She says: 'That's not music, it's just noise. Why don't you play something with a tune?'

"What really scared him was the thought of listerning to him sing at the wedding"

'I don't know what all the fuss is about, we've been cloning boy bands for years.'

"I dunno...all these boy bands look alike to me!"

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Robbie Williams

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Four

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

'I'm so lonesome...'

"No, I said I love U2."

One Man Band

Sam Taylor Wood and Aaron Johnson.

"I feel stupid and contagious"

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

"I prefer his later stuff"

'Well, let's work with the assumption that Harry Styles doesn't want to marry you...'

The critic as band leader

"Which is it today doctor, - Back, Beatles, or Backstreet Boys?"

Boy Bandy

Peter Green, 1946-2020

Damon Albarn

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

'How about a cream pie? A cream pie might work.'

'Not much of a support group are they.'

"Blowing, sneezing, coughing... I see the band's back together!"

'We're taking him in for his own protection - he sent a Tweet criticising One Direction.'

Indie Kid.

'Ronan Keating just called - but it was a wrong number!'

"You can't miss my house. It's the one opposite The Farm."

"...You'll never believe who shared a prison cell with my dad!"

"I can't stop humming 'Tea for Two'."