Boy Band Follower Gifts

"Which is it today doctor, - Back, Beatles, or Backstreet Boys?"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Robbie Williams

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'I'm with the band.'

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

God throwing bricks on city

Falling Rock

Pink Floyd.

Onstage with the transgenic singers...

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

'I'm so lonesome...'

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

Robert Smith - The Cure.

Damon Albarn

Peter Green, 1946-2020

Boy Bandy

'Well, let's work with the assumption that Harry Styles doesn't want to marry you...'

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

'Bloody good idea!'

Bono

"You guys know any more drummers? Another one just combusted."

? ? Please help fund my boy band.

'How about a cream pie? A cream pie might work.'

'Looks like some kinda cult to me.'

'We're taking him in for his own protection - he sent a Tweet criticising One Direction.'

Pinocchio auditions for a boyband.