Battery Believers Gifts

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

AA Meeting Here Today

Lithium Fair

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

The art of fishing.

'Dad, all I got are batteries for my birthday!'

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

"I guess we'll all just have to vote a little bit harder next time."

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

Dead Batteries

'Yeah, we don't need marionette strings anymore. Everything is done with bluetooth!'

"You're far too negative."

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

"I'm glad my phone battery died. My autobiography needed some drama."

"We're running low on Lithium Power, Captain! I've flipped them around and now I'm rubbing them but they've not got much juice left!"

'Oh-oh -- they're having a big war over which one of us to worship!'

'He died accidentally when the flash light he was in was left on all night.'

"I'm not 'coercing' anyone. I'm just explaining what you must do to avoid going to hell."

'. . . of course, batteries are not included.'

The AdRams Family no.19 - Batteries for presents

'When the battery gets low, that little ‘Get Out & Walk' light flashes.'

"Looks like Del's having another acid flash back."

'The cost of batteries is so high these days, I've started having sex with my husband.'