Battery Believers Pillows

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

That one has all the batteries!

AA Meeting Here Today

Lithium Fair

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

The art of fishing.

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

'Dad, all I got are batteries for my birthday!'

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

"I guess we'll all just have to vote a little bit harder next time."

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

Tell Santa What You Want. ... And tell your goof-off elves that last year they forgot the batteries!

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

Dead Batteries

'Yeah, we don't need marionette strings anymore. Everything is done with bluetooth!'

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

"You're far too negative."

'. . . of course, batteries are not included.'

The AdRams Family no.19 - Batteries for presents

"I'm glad my phone battery died. My autobiography needed some drama."

'Oh-oh -- they're having a big war over which one of us to worship!'

"I'm not 'coercing' anyone. I'm just explaining what you must do to avoid going to hell."

'He died accidentally when the flash light he was in was left on all night.'

"We're running low on Lithium Power, Captain! I've flipped them around and now I'm rubbing them but they've not got much juice left!"

Battery Juice Bar

'When the battery gets low, that little ‘Get Out & Walk' light flashes.'

"Looks like Del's having another acid flash back."