Battery Aficionado Pillows

'When the battery gets low, that little ‘Get Out & Walk' light flashes.'

'He died accidentally when the flash light he was in was left on all night.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

That one has all the batteries!

AA Meeting Here Today

The discovery of electricity...

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Lithium Fair

"Not in my name!"

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Nuclear energy.

Energy trap.

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Electric bike.

Musician plugged into amp.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Telsa Sales

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

Unplugged.

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'