Battery Management Enthusiasts Pillows

"I was reading this great article about dependence on technology when the battery died."

AA Meeting Here Today

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Lithium Fair

Energy trap.

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

The mysterious death of Mrs. Franklin.

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

Absurd semi-auto hairdressing machine

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

'Dad, all I got are batteries for my birthday!'

Midwife presents a baby with its own volume control: 'Finally, evolution has done its thing.'

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

"To save power, my dad goes into sleep mode. But, unlike a computer, he doesn't instantaneously awake and resume working."

Santa with a bag of toys and a bag of batteries for toys.

Gas, water, and electricity being brought to a house through hoses.

'You taught him to speak, now teach him to turn down the volume!'

Power theft on mobile phones

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

Dead Batteries

"It's nice and all, but it only holds AA's...."

'For those of you without power, service will be restored soon. Stay tuned for details.'

"You're far too negative."

"We're running low on Lithium Power, Captain! I've flipped them around and now I'm rubbing them but they've not got much juice left!"

The AdRams Family no.19 - Batteries for presents

"I'm glad my phone battery died. My autobiography needed some drama."

'. . . of course, batteries are not included.'