Battery Backup Enthusiast Pillows

"The app does drain the battery on your phone, but it does come with these jumper cables."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

AA Meeting Here Today

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Lithium Fair

Toy Store/Battery Store

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"Hang on, I've just thought of a plan B."

'Dad, all I got are batteries for my birthday!'

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

'So much for Plan B!'

TV versus Books

Dead Batteries

"It's nice and all, but it only holds AA's...."

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

"You're far too negative."

"You know how I said I programmed the geolocation of the oasis in my GPS-receiver? Well, funny thing, the battery is flat..."

"I'm glad my phone battery died. My autobiography needed some drama."

'He died accidentally when the flash light he was in was left on all night.'

"We're running low on Lithium Power, Captain! I've flipped them around and now I'm rubbing them but they've not got much juice left!"

The AdRams Family no.19 - Batteries for presents

'. . . of course, batteries are not included.'

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

'When the battery gets low, that little ‘Get Out & Walk' light flashes.'

"All electric citecar- £7950 (Batteries not included)"

'The cost of batteries is so high these days, I've started having sex with my husband.'

"If the new business strategy doesn't work we still have plan B."

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's till enjoying the batteries.'