Battery Backup Enthusiast Pillows

"The app does drain the battery on your phone, but it does come with these jumper cables."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

That one has all the batteries!

AA Meeting Here Today

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Lithium Fair

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

Toy Store/Battery Store

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

'Dad, all I got are batteries for my birthday!'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"Hang on, I've just thought of a plan B."

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

'So much for Plan B!'

TV versus Books

"It's nice and all, but it only holds AA's...."

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

Tell Santa What You Want. ... And tell your goof-off elves that last year they forgot the batteries!

Dead Batteries

"You're far too negative."

"I'm glad my phone battery died. My autobiography needed some drama."

'He died accidentally when the flash light he was in was left on all night.'

"We're running low on Lithium Power, Captain! I've flipped them around and now I'm rubbing them but they've not got much juice left!"

The AdRams Family no.19 - Batteries for presents

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

Battery Juice Bar

"You know how I said I programmed the geolocation of the oasis in my GPS-receiver? Well, funny thing, the battery is flat..."

'. . . of course, batteries are not included.'

'When the battery gets low, that little ‘Get Out & Walk' light flashes.'

"All electric citecar- £7950 (Batteries not included)"

'The cost of batteries is so high these days, I've started having sex with my husband.'

"If the new business strategy doesn't work we still have plan B."