Battery Nerd Pillows

"All electric citecar- £7950 (Batteries not included)"

"It's nice and all, but it only holds AA's...."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

That one has all the batteries!

AA Meeting Here Today

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"We're going to need more pets."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

Lithium Fair

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"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

'Do you know where your phone charger is? . . . I know where mine is.'

Now hiring. You seem very motivated. It's my internal drive!

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

"Come left to course zero two five - whoa - use your turn signal."

"This may come as a shock to you, but you two are not a good fit. It's no one's ground fault. Electricity is not enough. I know it's hertz, but one day you'll connect with watt I'm relaying."

Cell Phone

Confusion in A Jar.

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

"I thought a wheel was a wheel."

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

"This thing isn't working."

The mysterious death of Mrs. Franklin.

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.