Battery Nerd Pillows

"All electric citecar- £7950 (Batteries not included)"

"It's nice and all, but it only holds AA's...."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

AA Meeting Here Today

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Lithium Fair

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"We're going to need more pets."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

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"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

'Do you know where your phone charger is? . . . I know where mine is.'

Cell Phone

Confusion in A Jar.

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

"I thought a wheel was a wheel."

The mysterious death of Mrs. Franklin.

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

'Dad, all I got are batteries for my birthday!'

The Evolution of the Hat