Battery Aficionado T-Shirts

'When the battery gets low, that little ‘Get Out & Walk' light flashes.'

'He died accidentally when the flash light he was in was left on all night.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

AA Meeting Here Today

The discovery of electricity...

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

Lithium Fair

"Not in my name!"

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

Musician plugged into amp.

Electric bike.

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Nuclear energy.

Energy trap.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

Telsa Sales

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.

Unplugged.

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

God bless our all-electric home.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

'Dad, all I got are batteries for my birthday!'