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'It runs on eight AAA batteries.'

"You're far too negative."

Lithium Fair

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'Dad, all I got are batteries for my birthday!'

'. . . of course, batteries are not included.'

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

'Didn't I tell you never to buy discount batteries?!'

The AdRams Family no.19 - Batteries for presents

Dead Batteries

"We're running low on Lithium Power, Captain! I've flipped them around and now I'm rubbing them but they've not got much juice left!"

AA Meeting Here Today

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

The discovery of electricity...

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

Kim Jong-un

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Nuclear energy.

Energy trap.

Electric bike.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Nuclear lineup

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'