Battery Enthusiast Gifts

'It runs on eight AAA batteries.'

"You're far too negative."

Lithium Fair

AA Batteries EXACT Lifetime Supply

That one has all the batteries!

'Dad, all I got are batteries for my birthday!'

'. . . of course, batteries are not included.'

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

Battery Juice Bar

'Didn't I tell you never to buy discount batteries?!'

The AdRams Family no.19 - Batteries for presents

Dead Batteries

"We're running low on Lithium Power, Captain! I've flipped them around and now I'm rubbing them but they've not got much juice left!"

AA Meeting Here Today

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

The discovery of electricity...

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Kim Jong-un

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

Nuclear energy.

Electric bike.

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

Energy trap.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

Nuclear lineup

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'