Battery Lover Gifts

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

That one has all the batteries!

AA Meeting Here Today

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Lithium Fair

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

Love At First Shock

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"We've made a few changes."

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

Invention of the 3-Way Light Bulb.

"Solar eclipse."

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

'Dad, all I got are batteries for my birthday!'

Planting Bulbs.

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

Even the busiest leaders must know when to switch off and recharge their batteries...

'I'm really low energy.'

"Hey - we could do with another light bulb. . !"

Bright Idea

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'When he opens the refrigerator door, the only thing in there that's safe is the little light bulb.'

Modern Eureka Moments

Rudolph's nose has light fitting for bulb. Santa picks out a red bulb.

"It's nice and all, but it only holds AA's...."

Single Cell Phones: 'I can't hear you, you're breaking up...'

Tell Santa What You Want. ... And tell your goof-off elves that last year they forgot the batteries!

"She'll be down in a minute. She's still charging."