Electric Vehicle Aficionado T-Shirts

"To be environmentally responsible I only chase electric cars."

"The worst thing about selling electric cars? The jokes about sticker shock."

Electric bike.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

That one has all the batteries!

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"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

It's great for pulling the birds!

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Lithium Fair

Solar Power.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

A rock guitarist singing

Energy trap.

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

"Not in my name!"

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Eddie Van Halen

It's the Thoughtless That Counts

Charging Station

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

Telsa Sales

'Dad, all I got are batteries for my birthday!'

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

How The UK's Net Zero Emission Plan Will Work: 1. Charging points for tower block residents.

'You've got to help me doctor. I have got 'range anxiety'! My electric car quits when I least expect it to!'