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Refueling Electric Cars

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Solar Power.

Electric bike.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

"Not in my name!"

Energy trap.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

It's the Thoughtless That Counts

Charging Station

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

Telsa Sales

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

How The UK's Net Zero Emission Plan Will Work: 1. Charging points for tower block residents.

Although well intended, Santa's idea to take the elves to an amusement park was not well planned.

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

"Dad's working out car charging points if we want to visit grandad."

Electric car with Batman and Therese

Tea Cup Ride

Elon Musk

'You've got to help me doctor. I have got 'range anxiety'! My electric car quits when I least expect it to!'

"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety."

… So Ace Peerless and I were parasailing, and out of nowhere, he took out his knife, cut his cords, and plummeted into the ocean. Of all the times I've had men run out in the middle of an argument, that was by far the most annoying. Susan, I said my old college roommate Rudy Park is a Russian spy, and a federal agent put me on a plane to Moscow to follow him and expose how he's helping Putin blackmail the president! Not being heard. That is my biggest pet peeve, Lemont. Ace knows that. Could you

"For goodness sake, dear, it's only an electric bicycle."

Fairground wheel operated by giant mouse