Electric Car Aficionado T-Shirts

"The good news is, charging stations could multiply rapidly. The bad news is, your electric car won't be an excuse to avoid road trips anymore."

My brand-new electric car allows me to travel freely to almost all four corners of the living room.

Telsa Sales

"Not in my name!"

'You unplugged the unit, didn't you?'

'How long is this thing going to take?'

That one has all the batteries!

AA Meeting Here Today

Jeff Beck.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Otto the SmartyCar!

B.B. King

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Lithium Fair

Solar Power.

Electric bike.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

A rock guitarist singing

Energy trap.

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

Eddie Van Halen

It's the Thoughtless That Counts

"Elon is coming! Elon is coming!"

Charging Station

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'