Electric Ride Enthusiast T-Shirts

'The money we're saved on gas paid for Jim's leg when he tripped over the cord.'

The discovery of electricity...

Tunnel of Like.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Solar Power.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"Not in my name!"

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

Nuclear energy.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Energy trap.

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Electric bike.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

Telsa Sales

God bless our all-electric home.

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.