Electric Vehicle Enthusiast T-Shirts

Charging Point

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety."

'You've got to help me doctor. I have got 'range anxiety'! My electric car quits when I least expect it to!'

"Your patient is a well-known environmental activist? How appropriate! My car has to charge another hour."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

The discovery of electricity...

Otto the SmartyCar!

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Electric car

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Solar Power.

"Not in my name!"

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Nuclear energy.

Electric bike.

Energy trap.

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

The Electric Car

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Elon is coming! Elon is coming!"

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'