Electric Vehicle Enthusiast Gifts

Charging Point

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

It's the Thoughtless That Counts

"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety."

'You've got to help me doctor. I have got 'range anxiety'! My electric car quits when I least expect it to!'

Elon Musk

"Your patient is a well-known environmental activist? How appropriate! My car has to charge another hour."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

The discovery of electricity...

Otto the SmartyCar!

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Electric car

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Solar Power.

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

Nuclear energy.

Electric bike.

Energy trap.

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

"Not in my name!"

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

The Electric Car

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

"Elon is coming! Elon is coming!"