Electric Vehicle Buffs Gifts

No, YOU were supposed to bring the adapter. Charging station. E auto.

That one has all the batteries!

'My electric car is giving me static!'

AA Meeting Here Today

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Lithium Fair

Electric car

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Solar Power.

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

Energy trap.

Electric bike.

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"Not in my name!"

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

The Electric Car

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"Elon is coming! Elon is coming!"

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

It's the Thoughtless That Counts

Charging Station

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."