Electric Car Aficionados Gifts

Man driving very small car

That one has all the batteries!

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

AA Meeting Here Today

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Lithium Fair

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Solar Power.

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Not in my name!"

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Chicken Road Crossing

Electric bike.

Energy trap.

'My other baby is Mercedes'

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'