Electric Car Fanatic Gifts

Charging Station

Solar Power.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Otto the SmartyCar!

Jeff Beck.

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

B.B. King

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Electric car

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Electric bike.

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

Energy trap.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Not in my name!"

The Electric Car

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

It's the Thoughtless That Counts

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"Elon is coming! Elon is coming!"

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

Telsa Sales

"Norman still runs on leaded petrol."