Electric Ride Aficionado Gifts

Refueling Electric Cars

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Solar Power.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Electric bike.

Energy trap.

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

"Not in my name!"

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

Telsa Sales

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

How The UK's Net Zero Emission Plan Will Work: 1. Charging points for tower block residents.

Although well intended, Santa's idea to take the elves to an amusement park was not well planned.

Tea Cup Ride

"Dad's working out car charging points if we want to visit grandad."

'You've got to help me doctor. I have got 'range anxiety'! My electric car quits when I least expect it to!'

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety."

Electric car with Batman and Therese

Fairground wheel operated by giant mouse

"And our top of the range model is uniquely fuelled by hydro electricity sourced from the clearest glacier melt water filtered through recycled muslin face masks."