Battery Life Believer T-Shirts

"Help! Help! My phone is dying!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

AA Meeting Here Today

Lithium Fair

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'Dad, all I got are batteries for my birthday!'

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

"I guess we'll all just have to vote a little bit harder next time."

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

Dead Batteries

"Lucky beast....No factory farming, no suffering at the slaughterhouse...perfect."

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

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"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

'Yeah, we don't need marionette strings anymore. Everything is done with bluetooth!'

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

"You're far too negative."

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

"Take me to David Bowie."

"We're running low on Lithium Power, Captain! I've flipped them around and now I'm rubbing them but they've not got much juice left!"

"Still at 19%, how about you?"

The AdRams Family no.19 - Batteries for presents

'Oh-oh -- they're having a big war over which one of us to worship!'

"I'm glad my phone battery died. My autobiography needed some drama."

'. . . of course, batteries are not included.'

'He died accidentally when the flash light he was in was left on all night.'

Artificial Intelligence