Battery Innovator Gifts

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Blue sky thinking

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Solar Frankenstein

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Sea weed harvest.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Cloud Computing.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"Sold his air rights."

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

My First Bitcoin.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

The power of the brain

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

'This is a 'million dollar idea', Simms, unfortunately, our debt is two million dollars.'

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'