Electricity Innovator Gifts

"When your mother starts usin electric eels to boil the jug it's time to consider alternative arrangements."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Solar Frankenstein

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Sea weed harvest.

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Cloud Computing.

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

The power of the brain

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

You will always find a spot to garden

My First Bitcoin.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

Mark Zuckerberg

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

Man generating power for machine.

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

"Do you need a projector for your presentation?" "Sorted, thanks."

The mysterious death of Mrs. Franklin.

"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."

"For my dad's birthday, I'm giving him free advice on which tech stocks to buy."

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."

'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'