Energy Innovation Gifts

If Moses Was Alive Today.

6 Brothers Falafel

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Solar Frankenstein

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Sea weed harvest.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Cheese Secret

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Man generating power for machine.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

Environmentally Friendly Transport

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

"What this company could use is some clean, fresh energy."

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

'We thank you for giving us the ability to genetically alter, irradiate and microwave this wonderful food.'

'Great crisps.' 'Yes, they're old cornflakes and salt.'

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

Energy Research.

Cereal Development Dept...'Johnston! I don't think whistle, humm, and detonate is going to catch on at breakfast.'