Energy Innovation Gifts

Alternative Gas Sources...of the neater future.

If Moses Was Alive Today.

6 Brothers Falafel

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Solar Frankenstein

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Sea weed harvest.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Cheese Secret

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

Man generating power for machine.

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Cereal Development Dept...'Johnston! I don't think whistle, humm, and detonate is going to catch on at breakfast.'

Environmentally Friendly Transport

"What this company could use is some clean, fresh energy."

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

'We thank you for giving us the ability to genetically alter, irradiate and microwave this wonderful food.'

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

'Great crisps.' 'Yes, they're old cornflakes and salt.'

Ceci n'est pas une tomato (This is not a tomato).