Electric Pioneers Gifts

How It Works: Super Range Electric Limo

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Internet.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'Wheel.'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

Energy trap.

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Pasteur and those who came before him and failed.

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Chasing the one big idea

Steve Jobs

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'I earned these from my alternative energy initiative...they're solar panels.'

"Watch for innovation."

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

'Look, everyone! Ben Franklin has discovered static electricity!'

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

Someone should stop the school from taking the webcam photos of the students. The kid's parents are suing the school. Excellent. Which means our taxes will be wasted on lawyers. Someone else should stop them! My sentiments exactly.

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

Alien and Wind Farm

"I said I'm thinking of calling it a telephone!!!"

'Golly Granny, I told you it wasn't safe to catch lightning bugs while it's raining.'

"Siri, how do I build a cabin with no freakin' tools?"