Electricity Explorers Gifts

'Look, everyone! Ben Franklin has discovered static electricity!'

"That explains why there's no electricity between us."

'Golly Granny, I told you it wasn't safe to catch lightning bugs while it's raining.'

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

The Evolution Of Man.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Here's the problem."

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

Plasma Ball

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

The oil trap.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

What your guitar says about you.

The Hybrid

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Nuclear energy.

Benjamin Franklin.

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

The Electric Car

"I told you Science was fun!"