Electricity Explorers Gifts

'Look, everyone! Ben Franklin has discovered static electricity!'

'Golly Granny, I told you it wasn't safe to catch lightning bugs while it's raining.'

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

The Evolution Of Man.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"Here's the problem."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Plasma Ball

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

The oil trap.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

The Hybrid

Nuclear energy.

What your guitar says about you.

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Benjamin Franklin.

The Electric Car

"I told you Science was fun!"

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'

Nikola Tesla