Electric Vehicle Pioneer Gifts

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Electric car

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Solar Power.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

Electric bike.

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

"Not in my name!"

The Electric Car

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Elon is coming! Elon is coming!"

It's the Thoughtless That Counts

Charging Station

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

"Norman still runs on leaded petrol."

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

Telsa Sales

"Nobody likes me...I'm a Tesla salesman!"

'I earned these from my alternative energy initiative...they're solar panels.'

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'