Electric Car Designer Gifts

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Especially modified you say..."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

Electric car

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Solar Power.

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

"Not in my name!"

Electric bike.

'Nice smile.'

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Artists At The Auto Show

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

Speed Bumps.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."

"Elon is coming! Elon is coming!"

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

It's the Thoughtless That Counts