Semiconductor Engineer Gifts

'We're not sure, general; either it's an alien invasion, or Intel production workers on their lunch break.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Young Frankenstein"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Albert Einstein

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"We've made great progress!"

"What's a patent?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'I told you it would be useful.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

The first car accident.

"Google car."

' A good idea '

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Claus 2.0

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Light Bulb Moment

Pipe Dream.

"Is it that bad?"

Math Dreams